Today I tried some Assault. Why do energy drink companies come up with these names? Really, do the honestly believe that the caffeine and sugar will assault my body with those extra B vitamins, nutrients and antioxidants? When I think of the names of most energy drinks, I think of this interesting video:
Seriously, companies are claiming the strangest things in order to get people to try their thing, which in most cases, is nothing more than a high mix of sugar, caffeine and vitamins.
Monster Assault is the same chemical mix, except instead of tasting fruity or citrusy, it tastes like a flat cola drink. Wow, a less carbonated Jolt, in a can. It is isn't that exciting and the drink doesn't taste that good either. 2 out of 5 for me.
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