Tuesday, January 25, 2011

A stab at vegetarians and vegans everywhere...

Who do you use to fight against the Vegan and Vegetarian thoughts of the world?  Bill Cosby, aka: Leonard Parker.  In this movie, dubbed the worst movie of all time, Bill Cosby plays a CIA operative who fights against an extreme animal rights activist and vegan, using meat and ballet slippers.

"Bill Cosby plays Leonard Parker, a former CIA spy. According to the opening sequence of the movie, the title refers to the idea that this film is actually the sixth installment of a series of films featuring the adventures of Leonard, as parts one through five were locked up in the interests of world security.
The movie starts with Parker being re-recruited by his former employers in the CIA to save the world from an evil vegetarian who brainwashes animals to kill people. The film ends with Leonard infiltrating the vegetarian base, fending off the vegetarians with magic meat he received from a Gypsy, freeing the captive animals and flooding the base using Alka-Seltzer. He escapes by riding an ostrich on the roof of the building, with the ostrich flying him down."-Wikipedia

Um, if you know anything about me, then you know that I am against vegetarianism and veganism.  So, this movie is awesome.  Its bad like Police Academy is bad.  It is PG as well.  If you can find it, I highly suggest watching it.

At one point in the movie, Bill Cosby and his wife are being held captive and are attacked by lobsters.  They escape by using the lobsters to cut their binds.  Bill Cosby uses some melted butter that he received from a gypsy, to threaten the lobsters and to back them off so they can escape.  In the factory as well, it is run by a group of vegetarian workers.  These men are muscular and wear sleeveless shirts.  Bill Cosby uses 100% all beef patties to threaten and cause these men to back away.  In some cases, he pressed the raw meat against their chests and it burned them, like a holy object to a vampire.

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