Just earlier this week, a friend of mine had met the Devil and it had placed upon my friend the most ultimate sin: he didn't like bacon anymore. What fool what sorcery is that in which a human could be stripped of that God-given love of the most heavenly of all foods: bacon? How can one lose the taste for bacon? Bacon is what makes the world go round and probably 4 our of 5 people would rather take a freshly and perfectly cooked pound of bacon over $100. So, how did it happen?
My friend was put off and didn't want anything to do with bacon so I pulled out my secret recipe: bacon brownies. What was that? Wait, you mean regular chocolate brownies with bacon? No, I mean bacon brownies. I did these before and are easily accomplished with just a tad bit of molecular gastronomy.
The result: my friend said that the brownies may have turned him good again, in that he would soon be able to eat a couple of them, had he not eaten any of those beans. Likely though, I think he said over time, he could enjoy bacon more, if it tasted nothing like the candy and more sweet. I did my good deed for the week.